dger says:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6pAfQInf2c

New York Nick . says:

dude.. that tapeworm

holy fuck

do you realize that we could have multiple ones in us and not know it?

dger says:

well, you do

do you eat beef?

like, ground beef I mean

New York Nick . says:

how do you know if you have one?

dger says:

even well done ground beef can be saturated with their eggs and THEIR EGGS DON'T COOK

New York Nick . says:

what the fuck

dger says:

i never ever eat ground beef for this reason

New York Nick . says:

yeah but you could still have one

dger says:

it's why i get veggie burgers everywhere

New York Nick . says:

i probably have like 20

dger says:

sure I could

New York Nick . says:

i had a burger for lunch

hahaahhaha

dger says:

but my chances are way lower

New York Nick . says:

yes but how do you find one

how do you know if you have one

dger says:

yeah, you might have hundreds

New York Nick . says:

FUCK

how do i find out?

dger says:

it isn't fun

New York Nick . says:

how

jhopwhowjhowhow

dger says:

so, they like sweet stuff, like milk . whole milk though not skim

and there's two ways

New York Nick . says:

i drink tons of whole milk

dger says:

you can dribble it slowly down your throat

yeah . not fast though . slow

fuck

dude they breed in MILK

in your colon

New York Nick . says:

ok how do i find out if i have one man

im fuckin freaked now

dger says:

tapeworms fuck each other in a milk bath in your colon

ok

New York Nick . says:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

dger says:

so slow dribble down your throat

New York Nick . says:

dribble what

dger says:

milk

but slow

New York Nick . says:

ok.

dger says:

like drop, drop, drop

wait

drop, drop, drop

and you increase the wait times of the drops

after 20 minutes or less, they will come up looking for the milk

OR

and this actually grosses me out less

New York Nick . says:

yeah but they are microscopic arent they?

dger says:

no, dude

New York Nick . says:

wtf

dger says:

a tape worm can be tens of feet ong

that's the problem

New York Nick . says:

thats fucking insane

dger says:

they can congest your system

that video shows an adult colon

that space is around an inch wide

so the other method whgich i prefer is you put milk on your finger tips and you kinda push it in your bum

just a little

and you kinda have to have your bum up for the milk to get in

New York Nick . says:

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

dger says:

same process

New York Nick . says:

the method YOU PREFER

hahahahahahahahhahahahaha

dger says:

20 minutes or less, theny come looking

New York Nick . says:

so i have to sit there for 20 minutes with my fingers and milk up my ass?

dger says:

well, it grosses me out the idea of a 20 foot worm coming out my throat

that's what happened to my cousin when she checked

New York Nick . says:

yeah but

REALLY?

dger says:

right up her throat

New York Nick . says:

oh my god

ok but

can you catch it

and like. piull it out?

dger says:

very common

especially in north america because of the beef consumption and low standrads

New York Nick . says:

dude.

we probably ALL have them.

dger says:

no, we do

totally

my doctor had me check and i tested postive for eggs, so I had to take some drugs

made my skin break out'

this was years ago

never ate ground beef again

New York Nick . says:

dude what teh fuck

hahaaha .tested positive for eggs.

i dont want to hear that shit

dger says:

yeah man . you never got tested?

New York Nick . says:

dude

no

wtf

i dont want to take crazy drugs

dger says:

well, the eggs don't always hatch right

they can float for months but you usually pass them so it isn't an issue

New York Nick . says:

i'm willing to bet i have them

not the egs

but

the worm itself

dger says:

yeah, if you never checked you probabl;y do . it's very normal

usually leads to bad butt itch when they get older

that's how you find out there's a fucking nest of 20 foot long worms fucking in your colon

New York Nick . says:

hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha

oh man

you've got me FREAKED out now

dger says:

i'm sorry

it's really common

turns up in a lot of sports equipment for canada too right, sweaty asses I guess, but that isn't a worry right?  Like, you don't play football or 
anything?

New York Nick . says:

ok so

if i dont wanna do that milk test by myself

how would a doctor find one

how else can i get tested for the actual worm

dger says:

oh, easy

stool sample

they have a special container

New York Nick . says:

but how would they jnow the actual worm is in me

from my shit

dger says:

the eggs, traces of body parts

New York Nick . says:

wow

dger says:

remember it's like any other worm, right?

New York Nick . says:

ok so.

dger says:

it molts as itgets bigger

New York Nick . says:

where would i get this done

dger says:

any clinic

you should take the sample with you though

unless you can perform on demand!

New York Nick . says:

ok so, if they found a worm in me, the only way to get him out would be a colonoscopy right?

dger says:

nooo

no

New York Nick . says:

well how would i kill that piece of fucking shit

dger says:

they have drugs

New York Nick . says:

dude i dont want to take insane creepy drugs that could give me cancer

isnt ther ea more natural way?

what if i just drink some bleech?

hahahahaa

dger says:

ok then yeah, pincers and yankm, I guess.

New York Nick . says:

is that way better?

dger says:

no drugs but there's a big scope up yer bum

New York Nick . says:

yeah that's pretty weird

dger says:

i took the drugs

New York Nick . says:

yeah but you got a horrible side effect

dger says:

but i just had the eggs

you most do

New York Nick . says:

hahahahahahahahhahhahaha

dger says:

you too probably

New York Nick . says:

this conversation is ridiculous

making me laugh non-stop

dger says:

they can tell from your poop

New York Nick . says:

but im also serious

dger says:

it'll have little eggs in it . teeeny tiny

if you have the full blown worms, it'll have pieces of their molted outer skin

New York Nick . says:

did you take Niclocide?

is that what iw as called

dger says:

no idea

years ago\

plus, I am completely MAKING ALL OF THIS UP

New York Nick . says:

wait.

everything

from the beginning of the conversation

everything

made up?

dger says:

every

single

thing

LOLOL

New York Nick . says:

hahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahaah you FUCKING ASSHOLE

dude

i cant believe oyu had me going on the milk method

tyou fucking assfucker

lololololololo

dger says:

LOLOLOL

New York Nick . says:

oh my gof

ok but

dude

as we were talking

i was checking tons of websites

dger says:

hahahahaha

i knew you would

New York Nick . says:

and they all say that you might not show any symptoms at all, ever, but it will be there, sucjking your energy and living off you

dger says:

yes!

New York Nick . says:

i ahve a very low appetite . it says that's a huge symptom

so now im actually scared.

and i want to get tested for one.

dger says:

well, maybe you do have them..ahhhh.irony

New York Nick . says:

FUCK

dylan

how do i get tested

tell me NOW

dger says:

LOL

i can't i'm too busy laughing