dger says: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T6pAfQInf2c New York Nick . says: dude.. that tapeworm holy fuck do you realize that we could have multiple ones in us and not know it? dger says: well, you do do you eat beef? like, ground beef I mean New York Nick . says: how do you know if you have one? dger says: even well done ground beef can be saturated with their eggs and THEIR EGGS DON'T COOK New York Nick . says: what the fuck dger says: i never ever eat ground beef for this reason New York Nick . says: yeah but you could still have one dger says: it's why i get veggie burgers everywhere New York Nick . says: i probably have like 20 dger says: sure I could New York Nick . says: i had a burger for lunch hahaahhaha dger says: but my chances are way lower New York Nick . says: yes but how do you find one how do you know if you have one dger says: yeah, you might have hundreds New York Nick . says: FUCK how do i find out? dger says: it isn't fun New York Nick . says: how jhopwhowjhowhow dger says: so, they like sweet stuff, like milk . whole milk though not skim and there's two ways New York Nick . says: i drink tons of whole milk dger says: you can dribble it slowly down your throat yeah . not fast though . slow fuck dude they breed in MILK in your colon New York Nick . says: ok how do i find out if i have one man im fuckin freaked now dger says: tapeworms fuck each other in a milk bath in your colon ok New York Nick . says: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dger says: so slow dribble down your throat New York Nick . says: dribble what dger says: milk but slow New York Nick . says: ok. dger says: like drop, drop, drop wait drop, drop, drop and you increase the wait times of the drops after 20 minutes or less, they will come up looking for the milk OR and this actually grosses me out less New York Nick . says: yeah but they are microscopic arent they? dger says: no, dude New York Nick . says: wtf dger says: a tape worm can be tens of feet ong that's the problem New York Nick . says: thats fucking insane dger says: they can congest your system that video shows an adult colon that space is around an inch wide so the other method whgich i prefer is you put milk on your finger tips and you kinda push it in your bum just a little and you kinda have to have your bum up for the milk to get in New York Nick . says: HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA dger says: same process New York Nick . says: the method YOU PREFER hahahahahahahahhahahahaha dger says: 20 minutes or less, theny come looking New York Nick . says: so i have to sit there for 20 minutes with my fingers and milk up my ass? dger says: well, it grosses me out the idea of a 20 foot worm coming out my throat that's what happened to my cousin when she checked New York Nick . says: yeah but REALLY? dger says: right up her throat New York Nick . says: oh my god ok but can you catch it and like. piull it out? dger says: very common especially in north america because of the beef consumption and low standrads New York Nick . says: dude. we probably ALL have them. dger says: no, we do totally my doctor had me check and i tested postive for eggs, so I had to take some drugs made my skin break out' this was years ago never ate ground beef again New York Nick . says: dude what teh fuck hahaaha .tested positive for eggs. i dont want to hear that shit dger says: yeah man . you never got tested? New York Nick . says: dude no wtf i dont want to take crazy drugs dger says: well, the eggs don't always hatch right they can float for months but you usually pass them so it isn't an issue New York Nick . says: i'm willing to bet i have them not the egs but the worm itself dger says: yeah, if you never checked you probabl;y do . it's very normal usually leads to bad butt itch when they get older that's how you find out there's a fucking nest of 20 foot long worms fucking in your colon New York Nick . says: hahahahahahahahhahahahahaha oh man you've got me FREAKED out now dger says: i'm sorry it's really common turns up in a lot of sports equipment for canada too right, sweaty asses I guess, but that isn't a worry right? Like, you don't play football or anything? New York Nick . says: ok so if i dont wanna do that milk test by myself how would a doctor find one how else can i get tested for the actual worm dger says: oh, easy stool sample they have a special container New York Nick . says: but how would they jnow the actual worm is in me from my shit dger says: the eggs, traces of body parts New York Nick . says: wow dger says: remember it's like any other worm, right? New York Nick . says: ok so. dger says: it molts as itgets bigger New York Nick . says: where would i get this done dger says: any clinic you should take the sample with you though unless you can perform on demand! New York Nick . says: ok so, if they found a worm in me, the only way to get him out would be a colonoscopy right? dger says: nooo no New York Nick . says: well how would i kill that piece of fucking shit dger says: they have drugs New York Nick . says: dude i dont want to take insane creepy drugs that could give me cancer isnt ther ea more natural way? what if i just drink some bleech? hahahahaa dger says: ok then yeah, pincers and yankm, I guess. New York Nick . says: is that way better? dger says: no drugs but there's a big scope up yer bum New York Nick . says: yeah that's pretty weird dger says: i took the drugs New York Nick . says: yeah but you got a horrible side effect dger says: but i just had the eggs you most do New York Nick . says: hahahahahahahahhahhahaha dger says: you too probably New York Nick . says: this conversation is ridiculous making me laugh non-stop dger says: they can tell from your poop New York Nick . says: but im also serious dger says: it'll have little eggs in it . teeeny tiny if you have the full blown worms, it'll have pieces of their molted outer skin New York Nick . says: did you take Niclocide? is that what iw as called dger says: no idea years ago\ plus, I am completely MAKING ALL OF THIS UP New York Nick . says: wait. everything from the beginning of the conversation everything made up? dger says: every single thing LOLOL New York Nick . says: hahahahahahahahahhahhahahahahahahaah you FUCKING ASSHOLE dude i cant believe oyu had me going on the milk method tyou fucking assfucker lololololololo dger says: LOLOLOL New York Nick . says: oh my gof ok but dude as we were talking i was checking tons of websites dger says: hahahahaha i knew you would New York Nick . says: and they all say that you might not show any symptoms at all, ever, but it will be there, sucjking your energy and living off you dger says: yes! New York Nick . says: i ahve a very low appetite . it says that's a huge symptom so now im actually scared. and i want to get tested for one. dger says: well, maybe you do have them..ahhhh.irony New York Nick . says: FUCK dylan how do i get tested tell me NOW dger says: LOL i can't i'm too busy laughing